Hilarious FWD that I received!

I received this via text message from a friend today while I was standing in the middle of the dining area at Moe's Southwest Grill. I was drinking some Coke while reading it and almost choked b/c I tried to laugh at the same time!
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Bottle of Gran Patron Tequila- $185
Hotel Room - $120
12 Pack of Trojan Magnum Condums - $7

Finding out that she swallows & loves it in the ass... PRICELESS!
Fuck Mastercard, it pays to Discover.
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